Nov 12, 2025
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5 min read
sharp, salty, sweet, and ready in under five minutes
Oct 31, 2025
4 min read
the seven-minute pasta that proves convenience can still taste intentional.
Oct 25, 2025
3 min read
Oct 17, 2025
6 min read
a one-bowl remix of two brunch icons, built in a microwave, topped with cotija, and backed by denzel curry.
Oct 10, 2025
a french classic stripped of tablecloths - steak, fries, and peppercorn sauce reimagined for your microwave.
free chicken + city-speed flavor + the big apple’s next drugstore.
i'm microwaving a burrito worth day-dreaming about, drizzling xilli salsa macha, and sneaking you behind the scenes of my hush-hush montauk pop-up.
COLD, CRUNCHY, UNAPOLOGETICALLY SHARP
MICROWAVE RICE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH PERSONALITY.
EGGPLANT ISN’T THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE
FROM LOS ANGELES, WITH LOVE
DENY, DEFEND, DEVOUR
ZERO WASTE MEANS TURKEY FOR DAYS